I'm working on that." "I combined an online dating service with an online job site and an online auction site." "You tell the system everything about yourself and see if anyone wants any of it." ""I wouldn't date you or hire you, but I'll bid a dollar for your refrigerator."" Woman: Have you been dating a lot? I go on dates and then compare the analytics to see who I click with most. Company policy requires you to register your lustful feelings with our legal department.
That way I can filter out the losers." Dilbert says, "Too crazy too fast." Woman says, "I know. Catbert: Rumor has it that you are dating a co-worker named Loud Howard.
Huey simply does not believe meeting someone so early is wise.
When Luna arrives, she is physically everything Granddad has hoped for.
Determined to not give up, Robert turns to web-cams to better his chances of finding a real 'cutie-pie'.
I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.
This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.
A visual gag shows her Myspace photo set floating next to her as she stands in the doorway, for comparison purposes.
I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.