I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.” “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, ‘Well, here it is. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.'” “I have a friend who’s collecting unemployment insurance. Goodbye.'” “You know what I never get with the limo? These 15 chemistry jokes and puns are really cheesy and may only have the power to make a chemist laugh, but don't worry: we've included an explanation below each joke so at least you'll understand their cheesiness. Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. Explanation: This is a play on the phrase "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. In honor of our most elemental (heh heh) science, how about some chemistry jokes? The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died. Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. We can learn a lot from studying humor, but science also makes a great subject for a lot of jokes.
Explanation: Argon is an element on the periodic table. Explanation: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" is a well-known saying. Explanation: In chemistry a solution is the proper name for a mixture where one substance is completely dissolved in another — like sugar or salt in water. "Ferrous" is used an adjective to describe something with iron in it, so a wheel of iron is a Ferrous wheel, which sounds similar to Ferris wheel, the carnival ride. In tribute, we’ve gathered 50 of her best jokes to help us laugh through all the tears.Today is National Accounting Day, and it's the perfect time to celebrate the brave souls who balance our books, sort out our files, and lead the way through tax season. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. referring to the joke that lesbians tend to move in together on the second date.“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. He’s down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.